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Yet another in the series.  Let me know what you like best about these.  I’m going to guess it’s the length… because they’re all really short.  This one’s only a page an a half. He Said He Was Nuts    

It’s been a dangerous week for slipping into the depression hole.  Winter’s cold and dark are starting to hit me hard.  Finances are always tenuous, but the beginning of the month is always a little extra tenuous.  So, my terrible way of dealing with this?  Drink a little more wine, don’t shave my face, and … Read more

To call this a “chapter” is generous.  It’s only a page long.  But, hey, who says how long a chapter has to be?  I like to read Kurt Vonnegut Jr.  and many of his later books have chapters that are only a paragraph long, or a sentence even… not that I’m comparing myself to Kurt … Read more

This is #6 in the series of “Bad Stories for Bad Children”  (I believe they are randomly and non-sequentially numbered.)   There’s a partial spoiler in the title. Then Her Eyeball Fell Out  

  I learned how to make gifs.      

Hello Friends.   So, a little while back I made a weak stab at the “Write a Novel in a Month” thing for the month of November. I made it two and a half days in… like I said.. weak stab. The main problem was the start.  It’s like stumbling on the starting blocks, really … Read more

In the continued posting of the episodes of “Beer and Boardgames” I’ve been on, here’s this fun one.   In my life I’ve had the opportunity to do prank calls before, but this is the only documented one.  It’s pretty good, if I do say so myself. The game that we play kinda sucks, but … Read more

Years back I saw an infomercial with my pal Matt Sloan.  It was for Dr. Sobakowa’s Sleep Pillow.  The pillow was filled with buckwheat husks, which were apparently more comfortable (?)  Also offered in the commercial were “Doctor Sobakowa’s Sleep Tips”. It was late, we were most likely drinking, either way laughed ourselves into fits … Read more

I’ve been traveling for comedy a bunch in the last 5 days.  So much so, that a couple of things got shoved to the back burner. My promise to myself (now broken… don’t worry, I’ll take me back.) was to post something on this site every weekday.  Entertain whoever is reading this, even if it’s … Read more

Second day in, and it’s already a problem keeping up.  It would help if I had some idea where the story was going.  I did create a terrible character name “Chance Worthington”… sounds like a name from a romance novel. Also, not sure the tone of the book either.  Based on a couple humorous moments … Read more